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The Speed At Which A Woman Says “I’m Fine.” Is Directly Proportional To The Severity Of The Shit Storm

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Rude Birthday Cards

The Speed At Which A Woman Says “I’m Fine.” Is Directly Proportional To The Severity Of The Shit Storm

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  • 70 plus unique Rude Birthday Cards
  • Card Size 150mm x 145mm
  • 400gsm Card
  • Supplied in cello bag with envelope
  • Dispatched same day if ordered by 3:00 PM, Mon to Fri
  • All orders are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post and should be received within 24/48 hours
  • All greetings cards produced in the UK
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