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Funny Birthday Cards

A range of Funny Birthday Cards with a dictionary feel for those special people in a our lives who have a great sense of humour 

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  • Card Size 150mm x 145mm 400gsm
  • Card Supplied in cello bag with envelope
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  • All greetings cards produced in Birmingham UK

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Funny birthday card saying Glow-getter (noun) A driven busy gal who strives to achieve her goals in life while attaining a beautiful glow both inside and out.
Glow-getter (noun) A driven busy gal who strives to achieve her goals in life while attaining a beautiful glow both inside and out.
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Funny birthday card saying Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
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Funny birthday card saying Friend (noun) Someone who listens, doesn’t judge and somehow makes everything all right. Provides wine.
Friend (noun) Someone who listens, doesn’t judge and somehow makes everything all right. Provides wine.
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Funny birthday card saying Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
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Funny birthday card saying Mum (noun) Someone who has a great sense of humour, is perfect in every way and enjoys alcohol.
Mum (noun) Someone who has a great sense of humour, is perfect in every way and enjoys alcohol.
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Funny birthday card saying Flaw-some (Adjective) An individual who embraces their flaws and knows they are awesome regardless.
Flaw-some (Adjective) An individual who embraces their flaws and knows they are awesome regardless.
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Funny birthday card saying Flaw-tistic (Adjective) A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.
Flaw-tistic (Adjective) A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.
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Funny birthday card saying Momster (noun) What happens to mom after she counts to three. See also: mad woman
Momster (noun) What happens to mom after she counts to three. See also: mad woman
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Funny birthday card saying Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
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Funny birthday card saying Relationship (noun) The ability to put up with someone else’s bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.
Relationship (noun) The ability to put up with someone else’s bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.
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Funny birthday card saying Funcle (noun) Like a dad only cooler. Jokes are funny. The man. See also: badass.
Funcle (noun) Like a dad only cooler. Jokes are funny. The man. See also: badass.
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Funny birthday card saying Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
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Funny birthday card saying Gin-cident (noun) An event which happened due to one too many gins.
Gin-cident (noun) An event which happened due to one too many gins.
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Funny birthday card saying Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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Funny birthday card saying Husband (noun) A person who never shares a secret he is told, because he isn’t even listening. Takes the bins out.
Husband (noun) A person who never shares a secret he is told, because he isn’t even listening. Takes the bins out.
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Funny birthday card saying Girl-friend (noun) Someone who holds certain superhuman abilities. See also: Mind control, mood swings, shopping and talking.
Girl-friend (noun) Someone who holds certain superhuman abilities. See also: Mind control, mood swings, shopping and talking.
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Funny birthday card saying Men-o-pause (noun) The time of life when a woman doesn’t know if she is on fire or freezing, happy or sad. May self medicate with: Wine, chocolate and new shoes. Derived from the latin word for WTF is happening to me.
Men-o-pause (noun) The time of life when a woman doesn’t know if she is on fire or freezing, happy or sad. May self medicate with: Wine, chocolate and new shoes. Derived from the latin word for WTF is happening to me.
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Funny birthday card saying Wine (noun) The drink that makes you feel sexy, strong and ready to take on the world.
Wine (noun) The drink that makes you feel sexy, strong and ready to take on the world.
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Funny birthday card saying Soul-mate (noun) Someone who does the same weird things you do.
Soul-mate (noun) Someone who does the same weird things you do.
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Funny birthday card saying Faculty (verb) Cockney rhyming slang for “There’s no more PG Tips.
Faculty (verb) Cockney rhyming slang for “There’s no more PG Tips.
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Funny birthday card saying Mom (noun) Someone who sees the best in her kids even when they drive her crazy. Unconditional love. See also: Superwoman
Mom (noun) Someone who sees the best in her kids even when they drive her crazy. Unconditional love. See also: Superwoman
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Funny birthday card saying Cyco-path (noun) Someone who is suffering from chronic bike riding disorder with abnormal urges to ride and feel free. See also: bike wanker
Cyco-path (noun) Someone who is suffering from chronic bike riding disorder with abnormal urges to ride and feel free. See also: bike wanker
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Funny birthday card saying Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
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Funny birthday card saying Fif-tee (noun) Still hot but mostly in flushes. Your skin eats more cream than you do.
Fif-tee (noun) Still hot but mostly in flushes. Your skin eats more cream than you do.
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